Sonya Klinger mastered the art of sarcasm in 1989, but has been making bad puns ever since. She grew up in a little shtetl called New Jersey, until moving to Ithaca, NY for college at the tender and impressionable age of 17. We're happy to report that she has made it out of Ithaca dreadlock free, and currently resides in New York City. A full-time insomniac, Sonya spends her evenings following mediocre electro-punk bands and asking bartenders if they can charge her phone.